Halo 2 Xbox Live Movie!

Hello Xbox Live Gamers! yes we welcome you to be in our comdey movie! It'll called, Role Playing For Retards. May sound a bit of dumb title, but I'll be directing. Dragons nieghbor is gonna be camera man. Me and Dragons will be an actor.

Now here I write the script, and me and the group talk about it. Not everyone in the show will be here. Also the episodes won't come like once a week. It'llt ake a month. Hey we got a life to you know. But the episodes are mainly to avertise our forums. Get use to it. Anyways....Here's the script so far....

Episode One: Ghost's Sneaky Forums
Setting: Lockout
Cast:
(Forum Name) (Live Gamer Tag) (Movie Name)
Ghost0107..................Ghost0107...................James
Dragons2100...............Da Potroaster.............Grayson
____________.............Apocalyptic One...............Camera Man

Parts needed
Sniper
Stage Crew
Stupid Man
Ghost's Girlfriend
Crazy Alien Dude.
Perverted Man
Extra x5

Note:Halo can only support up to a max of 16 players a game. So I'll take no more people once we got 16 parts in. so better hurry up and get them!

Now for the script....

James: Hello. And welcome to Ghost's Sneaky Forums. Now as you know....

Grayson:As you know the forums can be a very scary place.

James: Hey you took my line!

Grayson: Hey you took my line!

James: Stop copying me.

Grayson: Stop copying me.

James: Quit! I'm telling mommy!

Grayson:[In a quiet voice] She's dead to me.

James and Grayson: [Get shot in the head with a sniper] Ow the back of my head!

Camera Man: [Zooms into sniper]

Sniper: Waffles.

Camera Man: [Scene cuts to the lower level of Lockout]

James:[walks in]

Grayson:[walks in]

James:Okay, that was just gay.

Grayson: Yeah, like that time we walked in on you and your girlfriend doin it.

James:Hey i told you not to talk about that!

Grayson: Okay, okay. I'll just show a flashback....

[flashback, everyone is having a game session of slayer]

[random people run into the middle of the level and start shooting wildly at each other]

James:[makes dirty sounds] Oh Marsa.

Everyone:[at same time] Huh? [walks over to room]

Camera Man:[follows]

Everyhone:[stops and stares at the back side of the room]

James:What?

Perverted Man:Bow chika wow wow.

[flashback over]

James: Hey! Who said you could do that flashback!?

Grayson: You did.

James:No I didn't!

Grayson: Then who did!?

Stupid Man: [slowly walks towards them crouching] Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. [pauses then countiues moving] Sneaky sneaky sneaky. Boo!

James: You didn't scare us.

Grayson: Yeah, dude you suck at scaring poeple.

Stupid Man: Oh yeah! Well, at least I can get a girlfriend!

Grayson: Yeah, you really can get girlfriends.

Everyone:[silent for a moment]

James:Okay, okay. You can make a flashback.

Stupid Man: Yay another flashback!

Grayson: Shut up you! [melee attacks Retarded Man in head.]

[flashback]

Stupid Man: [exictingly yelling] Hey guys! Guys!

James and Grayson: [walks onto screen]

Grayson: What?

Stupid Man: I finally got a girlfriend!

James:You paided her didn't you?

Stupid Man: Nope!

James:Well, okay. But if you did I'm gonna laugh. I can tell if they're whores.

Stupid Man: Okay! Jessy get out here!

Crazy Alien dude: Wort.

James: What the hell!?

Stupid Man: Yeah! Remeber you bet me a hundred I could never get a hotter girl than you? Well where's my money?

Grayson: Dude! Thats a God damn alien!

Stupid Man: Yeah. She calls herself wort, or honk. I don't know, I don't speak Mexican.

Crazy Alien Dude: Wort, wort.

Grayson: How do you even know if it's a girl?

Stupid Man:Well.....Because I said so. So it's deffinatly a girl.

James: Yep, that's a whore. Let's go Grayson.

Grayson: Alright. Hey do you got any cool-aid?

Red Armored Person (Extra): Oh yeah!

James:Oh no! Bad boy! Sit! Bad cool-aid! [melees Red Armored Person.]

Stupid Man: Hey! Cool-aid guy! Isn't my girlfriend hot?

Crazy Alien Dude:Wort?

Red Armored Person: [looks at Crazy Alien Dude] Oh no! [runs offscreen]

Stupid Man: They're just jealious. Oh don't worry babby I love you.

[flashback over]

Stupid Man: Yeah.....Hey do you think Jessy likes tacos?

James: Dude, like we said before. How do you know it's a girl?

Stupid Man: I took a test. If she liked poneys. she's a guy. If she likes saying wort, honk wort in a dirty way. She's a girl.

Grayson: Then what are you?

James: What!? He's not a guy or a girl. he's an It. Genderless.

Grayson: Well thanks to Captin obvious to save the day.

James: Okay, we're wasting lots of time that we can be advertising our forums on.

Grayson: Yeah your right. I'll start off. As we were saying at the begginning of the show. We have our own Forums. This is to keep in touch with our friends and other......

Perverted Person: [walks onto screen] Bow chika wow wow.

James: Hey shut the hell up! He's advertising!

Perverted person: Okay, okay.

Grayson: Anyways....We do many activities such as this show. And....

Perverted Person: Bow Chika Wow wow.

James: [angrly] God damn it! [pulls out shotgun and loads in a shell]

Perverted Man: Is this where I run?

James: [shoots near Perveted man but misses]

Perverted Man: I'll take that as a yes. [starts running away]

James: [Chases Perverted Man making missing pot shots]

Perverted Man, James, and Grayson: [James and Perverted man chase from one side of the screen to the other while Grayson talks]

Grayson: Well, us people at Ghost's Sneaky Forums are very nice to people. Don't worry we don't pull out sawed off shotguns and just chase you back and forth shooting at you.

James: [chases with a SMG and Plasma Rifle]

Perverted Man: He's chasing me with guns!

Grayson: Now, so far we have only two main Users on our forums.

James: [chases with Carbine]

Grayson: Them people are me and James. Right James?

James: [chases with Battle Rifle] Die you perverted bastard!

Grayson: Yep, but we just call him Ghost. He don't like us calling him James on the forums.

James:[chases with a Sniper Rifle]

Perverted Man: God help me!

Grayson: On the forums, I'm a modderator. I try to get rid of people like James is doing right now.

James: [chases with rocket launcher] Get back here ass hole!

Grayson: But don't worry. We only try to get people who break our rules. If you do, you'll end up like that guy.

James: [starts randomly throwing plasma grenades]

Perverted Man: [gets stuck and explodes]

James:Yeah! Who's the bitch now!? I made you my bitch! [Melees Perverted Man]

Grayson: [looks at James] You done yet?

James: Yeah, lets go.

Grayson and james: [walks offscreen]

Camera Man: [Zooms into Perverted Man]

Perverted Man: I'm hurt now. Can someone help please? Medic.....

Camera Man: Scene cuts to the top platform where the Battle Rifle spawns]

James: Oooh! I battle Rifle! [grabs the Battle Rifle]

Grayson: Dude! You jsut chased that guy with a Shotgun, Plasma Rilfe, Carbine, A diffrent Battle Rilfe, a Sniper Rilfe, and a Rocket Launcher! And now your getting exicted about a Battle Rifle!?

James: [aims Battle Rifle at Grayson's head]

Grayson: Uh, nevermind.

James: [looks away] Hey I found something!

Grayson: What!?

James: There's white stuff falling from the skys. Wait a new discovery! I'll call it! Snow!

Grayson: Dude, God already got dibs on that.

James: Damn it. Oh well, just advertise the forums.

Garyson: They're your forums. You do it.

James: Okay, okay. Well anyways. On my forums. We lvoe to sceduale Xbox Live games in Halo 2 or Farcry Insticts. Yes both are for Xbox. If your bored and no one will join your games. Just come ask me or Grayson here. But He doesn't play Farcry. He just plays Halo.

Girl In Pink Armor [Extra]: [walks in] Hey Ghost. Don't I know you?

James: Who are you? Do I know you? What the hell are you doing in my movie? Why is the sky blue? And why am I asking so many pointless questions?

Girl In Pink Armor [Extra]: Uh, Kayko, Maybe, I been here for five hours, I don't know, and you just act dumb.

James: Your not a girl. And deffinatly not Kayko.

Grayson: Yeah. She'd pretty much jsut say 'what' or 'Ghost it's me'. Plus even if you are Kayko then what's my Forum name?

Girl In Pink Armor [Extra]: Ummm.....Pickles?

James and Grayson: [looks at each other then back at The Girl. They run up to her and melee her. Then when she's on the ground start randomly shooting her and melee attacknig her].

James: Why do wannabe's look on our forums and try to find stuff out so they can be in our movie?

Grayson: I don't know.

Boy In Orange Armor [Extra]: What the hell!? Dude you killed my sister!

James: So? And who the hell are you?

Boy In Orange armor [Extra]: Dude it's me Shawnee!

James: You first told me you were a guy. Then you tell me your a girl. Which one are you?

Grayson: [looks at James]Maybe it's a she-male. [looks back at Boy]

Boy In Orange armor [Extra]: Dude, she was just trying to say hi! She wante dto be in the movie and so did I! I'm claling the police! You two are sooo sued!

James and Grayson: looks at each other then back at Boy]

Grayson: [Pulls out Sniper Rifle]

James: [Pulls out Shotgun]

Boy In Orange Armor [Extra]: Oh, shit.

James and Grayson: [Kills boy]

James: Okay, what do we do with these bodys?

Grayson: This. [Throws Plasma Grenade and bodies fly into the air off the edge]

James: When did you started getting good with Plasma Grenades?

Grayson: I didn't. I just took a random shot.

James: Or maybe when you use a Plasma Grenade you go paranoid.

Grayson: [Moves head around] Um....No I don't.

James: [Throws Plasma Genade into the air]

Grayson: Ooooooh! A shiny thing! I'll catch it in my mouth! [Gets stuck and blows up]

James: Told you!

Grayson: [spawns on Couagulation with soilders shooting randomly off the screen]] What the hell?

Sarge (Extra): [shooting a Battle Rifle]Get out and fight maggot! I don't pay you to look pretty!

Grayson: I'm pretty!? Yay!

Sarge (Extra): Shut the hell up and fight!

Grayson: Screw you!

Sarge: [pulls out shootgun and shoots Grayson]

Grayson: Sunuva bi.... [respawns on Lockout]

James: Where the hell have you been?

Grayson: Um....The grocery store.

james: Whatever. I got a question. What's the point in this intire show? I mean we didn't advertise anything.

Grayson: I know. I just hope....

[screen goes black with letters saying 'To Be Countiued...'

Grayson: Sunuva Bitch!

James: Damn it!

Grayson: Well....At least we can get new actors and stuff....

This is the thing that happens after EVERY show....

[James and Grayson standing out in the middle of Coagulation]

James: Please vist sneaky-ghost-forum.kanak.fr to vist our forums. There you can talk to the Ghost Show community and learn about oncomming episodes.

Grayson:Yeah, just make sure you don't act like a bitch, or your ass is gonna get kicked.

Retarded Guy: [runs over James and Grayson with warthog] Hiiiiiii!

Dragons what do u think about my script so far?

Like it, but I wanna pull out a sword and kill the retarted guy at the end ^_^.

I was thinking me and you kille veryone. I use the shotgun, and you use the sword.

"Use the force, grayson..." "Yes... master... DIE BASTARDS!!!" lol

Good. I'll put that in later on.

Alien- Wort wort wort!!! *Runs around franticly, slashing with plasma sword at nothing.*

Grayson- Picks up sniper rifle and shoots barrel as alien passed it*

Retarted guy- NOOOOO!!!

Hey ghost, I'm going to be working on two different movies (possibly three) other then the promotional one, and yes... they will use mods

Well what about the script so far?

It's good, I just finished reading it. Maby we could do a few skits and broadcast them on youtube... Well, watch this video, cuz tonight I'm gona be doin a video of it... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

Rolf. I seen that before. My friend Ricky showed me. Anyways u wanna RP?

Yeah, and also, I'm doin movies on this http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea and the offspring's "special delivery"

Damn, my xbox keeps freezing in the middle of matches. I can't even play anymore =( I may just buy a new harddrive...

*sigh* my neighbor said that he can't help me. Though, he told my to buy a xbox360 video recorder. So im gona look up the price for one and see if its something that I can afford.

Back and damn it. Also if u do buy 1 and r the camera man. that means u can't be in the video.

Not exactly, I could use my lil bro as camera man and do split screen.

Well yeah....

And instead of usin the earth as a logo, nevermind, ill find an approvable picture

No dragons read my pm.

Well, for now make this the logo, it looks way cooler.